The AlphaZet of Diseases.

Today I got 1 dollar from the Bluetooth Fairy... makes me think about:

A is for Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
B is for Bacterial Vaginosis.
C is for Chlamydia \ Cervical Cancer \ Chancroid.
D is for Donovanosis.
E is for Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever.
F is for Fragile X Syndrome.
G is for Gonorrhea.
H is for Human Papillomavirus \ Herpes Simplex.
I is for Isosporiasis.
J is for Japanese Encephalitis.
K is for Kaposi's Sarcoma.
L is for Lymphogranuloma Venereum.
M is for Mononucleosis \ Molluscum Contagiosum.
N is for Non-Gonococcal Urethritis.
O is for Onchocerciasis.
P is for Phthirius Pubis.
Q is for Q Fever.
R is for Rabies.
S is for Syphilis \ Staphylococcal Infection \ Sarcoptes Scabiei.
T is for Tinea Cruris \ Trichomoniasis.
U is for Unexplained Dermopathy.
V is for Viral Hepatitis \ Vaginitis.
X is for XDR Tuberculosis.
Y is for Yeast Infection.
Z is for Zoster.

...and then i spent my 1 dollar on a pack of cheap smokes.