Age of Depravity

I'm nameless. Every time my high school teacher said nothing in the classroom I would raise my hand and shout "present". I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up. The French invented love so they could put a civilized face on a primal urge. Dress it up with candy and hearts and cubic zirconia. In the end it all comes down to endorphins and genitalia. Love makes you weak. The superiority in a relationship is like a cross-fader, you gain it, your significant other looses it in an equal amount and vice-versa. Let's spliff up gang. Jinkies, I found a clue. A clue with chlorophyll, and by chlorophyll I mean defiler of underage Chlorine. M'yeah... well, I just wanted to let everybody know that today I have finished my training in mastering the concept of prizability. Figure it out, learn the concept, be the prize.